"Captain Janeway, you are endangering the ship. In accordance with Starfleet regulations I am taking command of this vessel as the only senior officer who isn't crazy..."

"Someone escort the Captain to sickbay at once and throw a bucket of water on those two on the floor!" You command.

You are expecting heavy resistance and when Janeway stands up and takes a step forward you brace for impact but she simply smiles and heads for the turbolift.

It seems there is only one thing to do now. Sit down in the big chair.....Captain Me!